President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump lashed out violently this morning, throwing a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke through a window in the Oval Office, and screaming for everyone to get out and let him have some "Don-Don...
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