Trump Announces Start of “Operation Legendary Fascist Show of Force Against People of Color”

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Louie Gohmert Dragged Away By Masked Millennials After Saying “Antifa” 3 Times Into Bathroom Mirror

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Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’

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Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer

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Trump’s Polling Numbers Surge After He Punches Imam ‘In the Taco’

After Donald Trump punches an Islamic cleric "in the taco," his polls numbers bounce upward.

Trump Explains Why Freedom of Religion Only Applies to Christians

Constitutional scholar Donald Trump tells a crowd why one of the Constitution's most important protections doesn't apply to Muslims.

Actual Pile of Human Excrement Offers to Be 2016 GOP Nominee

Can a new underdog emerge and challenge Donald Trump for the GOP nomination?

President-Elect Donald Trump Wants Muslim Immigrants ‘Freshly Showered’ Upon Arrival

Donald Trump wants Islamic immigrants to be clean. REALLY clean.

Trump Adviser Explains Why Muslims ‘Need Their Own Air Supply’

Trump has an idea for national security -- give Muslims their own, special oxygen supply barracks.
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