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Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

James Schlarmann -
"I won't need no friggin' daily intelligence briefings."
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Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install a new, "all seeing, all powerful eye" on top of Trump Tower. Trump announced the all-seeing eye this morning from the Oval Office, and he...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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