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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway, President and CEO of Holy Trinity, Inc., sent a Venmo request to Joel Osteen this morning, seeking $600,000 from the famous televangelist. At a press conference this morning, Schumway told angelic reporters...

CORNHOLE FALLS, IDAHO -- Chad McMichaels is a 36 year old devout, born again Evangelical Christian. As such, Chad believes that abortion should be illegal because as he says, life begins at conception. "Though if I'm being honest, I've thought...

Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of radio contact since late last week and are presumed to be dead, Not Really News has learned. The team, which was composed of amateur scientists...

Reverend Malloy recently "laid hands" on President Trump, and has burns on his hands to prove it.

Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.

Rev. Pat Robertson just can't figure out why super-conservative, super-Christian Texas was hit with God's wrath, when it's usually pro-gay states that get it.