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Smug Asshole: ‘Ringo’s The Least Talented Of All The Knights’

James Schlarmann -
This week, Her Royal Highness the Queen of England knighted living legend Richard Starkey, who is known affectionately around the world as Ringo Starr. Ringo becomes the second Beatle to receive the high honor from Queen Elizabeth. The other...
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Elton John And Donald Trump To Release Collaboration Of Their Greatest Hits In Time For Christmas

Ben Fletcher -
"This will be the most popular album ever released."
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Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost about half its value since...
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