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El Paso Shooting Victim Asked If She Could Be Shot Instead of Getting a Presidential Visit

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EL PASO, TX -- An victim of the deadly mass shooting in El Paso, Texas last week was being visited by the president when she asked if she could just be shot again, instead. "I mean, thanks, I guess? It's...
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