A grand jury in Georgia has concluded its work, and according to several sources, is ready to recommend that former, one term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump be indicted and charged with several civil and criminal offenses...
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Over the course of four years, Donald Trump got quite used to issuing orders and having them carried out at the highest levels throughout the U.S. government.
For a man who has spent much of his...
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of its most famous, loyal, and heretofore well-respected board members. In a letter dated just two days after a violent, deadly insurrection against the capitol, spurred on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald Trump spoke to a massive crowd of riled-up members of his cult in front of the White House today, just hours before Congress started certifying...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in since he "accidentally" stumbled upon a late-night broadcast of the film "Magic Mike XXL," but according to several sources he's worked out a sort of...
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Before the 2016 presidential race, Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of discussion, let alone debate. However, during that campaign, then-candidate...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States ever, Donald Trump was an alleged businessman. Throughout the 1970's, 80's, 90's, and the first part of the 21st century, Trump projected an image of...
This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State of Missouri in the United States Senate. Apparently, Sen. Hawley also has one more thing to add to his bio this week -- he's a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare former Vice President Joe Biden the winner of last month's election, making it one more time that President Trump will lose. Thus far, Trump has not only lost...
The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all going to be stuck in this election cycle forever. It also felt at times like the campaign season started four years ago. When it was...
