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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...
January 15, 2021
MAGA News
Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald...
January 6, 2021
U.S. Politics
Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in...
January 6, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls
This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...
January 5, 2021
U.S. Politics
Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States...
January 5, 2021
U.S. Politics
Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State...
December 31, 2020
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Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare former Vice President...
December 14, 2020
U.S. Politics
5 Ways Donald Trump Can Still Win The Election
The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all...
December 7, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only presidential term running...
November 10, 2020
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President Declares Tampa Bay Rays Winners of World Series ‘By Electoral College Rules’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Los Angeles Dodgers capped off a season for the ages,...
October 30, 2020
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Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of Australia an offer...
January 2, 2020
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Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced today that he...
October 14, 2019
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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