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The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man who has all sorts of political opinions that he feels should also be your political opinions. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Whistler do...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this morning that reports of his attempts to collude with the new president of the Ukraine are being "taken completely out of context" and that they...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire and "personally not pay for" a private detective to locate and destroy the Russian birth certificate belonging to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. "I had no...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to institute voter ID laws in as many states as they could. Under the guise of securing elections, the GOP has long argued that in-person voter...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Retailers Consortium, one of the country's oldest commerce associations, has released some rather interesting findings of a report they commissioned last week, and it's unclear at this time what the findings indicate...

"We see this as not a defeat, but an alternative win."

Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.

Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.

Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers.

Harry Reid is leaving the senate, headed for greener, still ineffective pastures.