Tag: elections
CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to ...
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to ...
Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured ...
Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to ...
Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’
Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as ...
Harry Reid Looks Forward to a Whole New Job Accomplishing Nothing and Not Being Very Well Liked
Harry Reid is leaving the senate, headed for greener, still ineffective pastures.
Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting
A new poll shows President Obama's compulsory voting idea has inspired another 12% of ...
Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’
Money can't buy you everything; unless you're a Koch. Then, it pretty much can.
5 Reasons Jeb vs Hillary Shouldn’t Make You Lose Hope for Humanity (VIDEO)
Think Jeb v. Hillary is a bad idea for the country? Think again, Hippie-Commie-Sharia ...
5 Things You’ll Fail At If You Only Do Them 39% (VIDEO)
Voter turnout was only 39% in the 2014 midterm. But don't feel bad, America, ...
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