Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he’s figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he’s a little less of one. […]
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Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it. […]
Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’
Jeb Bush wasn’t done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers. […]
Harry Reid Looks Forward to a Whole New Job Accomplishing Nothing and Not Being Very Well Liked
Harry Reid is leaving the senate, headed for greener, still ineffective pastures. […]
Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting
A new poll shows President Obama’s compulsory voting idea has inspired another 12% of Americans to maybe, possibly vote next time around. […]
Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’
Money can’t buy you everything; unless you’re a Koch. Then, it pretty much can. […]
5 Reasons Jeb vs Hillary Shouldn’t Make You Lose Hope for Humanity (VIDEO)
Think Jeb v. Hillary is a bad idea for the country? Think again, Hippie-Commie-Sharia Loving-Libtard! […]
5 Things You’ll Fail At If You Only Do Them 39% (VIDEO)
Voter turnout was only 39% in the 2014 midterm. But don’t feel bad, America, you’ll fail at these OTHER, less consequential things at that rate too […]
Why Hunter Thompson’s Ghost Is Giving Us the Gleeful Finger From the Great Beyond
I think I know at least part of the reason why Hunter Thompson took his own life — despair at the futility of it all. […]
5 Things Americans Do Better Than Voting On the People Who Run Their Country (VIDEO)
39% voter turnout is embarrassing, but there are some things we Americans do better than directly choose our leaders. […]