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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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5 Manly Ways to Cry Like a Bitch Because Your Incompetent Bully President Lost to Sleepy Joe

Okay, so your incompetent bitch bull of a president didn't win. You really thought...

Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards

SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to...

This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!

Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give...

RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American...

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only presidential term running...

Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control

LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least not completely. She...

Trump Tries to Kick WA, OR, CA, NV, AZ, CO, NM, GA, VA, PA, MN, WI, IL, MI, ME, VT, NH, NY, MA, CT,...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued an emergency McProclamation from the Oval...

OP-ED: What Do You Mean There Are Consequences for Supporting Corrupt, Incompetent Asshole Bullies?

The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut,...

Trump Diagnosed With Second Form of ED

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the votes cast in this year's presidential election keep getting...

74 Year Old Toddler Claims Victory Without Actually Winning

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, before the entire nation, a 74 year old toddler...

State Law Requires Every Nevada Resident to Inspect and Approve Each Counted Ballot

NEVADA -- Why in the world is it taking it so long for Nevada...

Moscow Joins Trump Lawsuit Seeking to End Vote Counting in Pennsylvania

MOSCOW, RUSSIA, -- President Vladimir Putin has authorized the Kremlin to file amicus briefs...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...