Last week, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) took the witness stand in the first hearing to determine her eligibility to seek re-election. Greene's candidacy has been challenged by a group of voters in her own district, on grounds that...
FUCKFACE RIVER, IDAHO -- If a mainstream news outlet says something, 43 year old Jesse Keeley does not believe it, and in fact will, in his own words, "usually assume the total opposite is true."
"That's why back in the...
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA COMMIE SOCIALIST BUNKER, SOROSLAND -- It's been four long years since Agenda 666 has been implemented, and former President Barack HUSSEIN Obama (D-Kenya) hopes that his old ticketmate, incoming President-elect Joe Biden "remembers his training" and can...
With each passing day, President Donald Trump's time in office grows shorter. It started with Election Day, then continued through several recounts. Then, Trump or those supporting his campaign filed -- and lost -- more than 50 lawsuits attempting...
SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to admit it quite yet, but he lost his reelection bid two weeks ago. Thus far, only one of his campaign's lawsuits has been upheld, and...
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give you below, who this person is?
HINT #1: He is the least-popularly elected president of all time!
HINT #2: He has the most votes cast against him...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American Democracy" from their party's platform, published on their website. It's unclear when, exactly, the RNC decided to remove the phrase, but comparisons of the platform...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, before the entire nation, a 74 year old toddler claimed victory. However, as facts bear out, he didn't actually win.
"If you count the legal votes, I win," the elderly man-baby howled from the White...
MOSCOW, RUSSIA, -- President Vladimir Putin has authorized the Kremlin to file amicus briefs in lawsuit filed by the Trump campaign. The suit is attempting to halt the vote counting operations currently underway in Pennsylvania.
"This morning, I told my...
Citizenry of America!
Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are invited and encouraged to take part in the festivities! What other time in your life...
