Tag: Election

Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments, ...

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions ...

Trump Supporter Says There’s Plenty of Room Left In His Mouth for Putin Too

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins was the first Trump supporter in his ...

Helsinki Summit: Putin Gives Trump Cost of Living Pay Increase, But No Annual Bonus This Year

HELSINKI, FINLAND — During the annual performance review held between President Donald Trump and ...

Trump Asks Putin If It’s Okay For Him To Celebrate American Independence Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This Independence Day morning, President Trump started his day by deviating ...

Trump Asks President of Puerto Rico For Answers to Mueller’s Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another bombshell has dropped on the Trump White House in ...