election 2016

The Political Garbage Chute

Mexican American Remembers She’s Not A Rapist, Murderer or Drug Dealer Just Before Casting Her Vote

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A sudden burst of thought reaches one Mexican American woman.
The Political Garbage Chute

Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

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She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.
The Political Garbage Chute

Ted Cruz Challenges Donald Trump To No Holds Barred ‘Battle of the A-Holes’

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Who's the bigger a-hole -- Ted Cruz or Donald Trump? Cruz wants to find out.
The Political Garbage Chute

Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions

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The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State.
The Political Garbage Chute

Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate

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When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.
The Political Garbage Chute

Ben Carson: ‘F**k Mike Huckabee, I’m the Religious Nuts’ Candidate!’

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Dr. Ben Carson wants the world to know he can be just as religiously crazy as Mike Huckabee.
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought...
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