Mexican American Remembers She’s Not A Rapist, Murderer or Drug Dealer Just Before Casting Her Vote
A sudden burst of thought reaches one Mexican American woman. […]
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Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to. […]
Ted Cruz Challenges Donald Trump To No Holds Barred ‘Battle of the A-Holes’
Who’s the bigger a-hole — Ted Cruz or Donald Trump? Cruz wants to find out. […]
Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions
The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State. […]
Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate
When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing. […]
Ben Carson: ‘F**k Mike Huckabee, I’m the Religious Nuts’ Candidate!’
Dr. Ben Carson wants the world to know he can be just as religiously crazy as Mike Huckabee. […]