Republican: Free College Plans Set America on a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

THIRD PINE, OHIO -- Senators Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren both have made the idea of some free college for U.S. citizens major components of their respective pitches for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination. It's a radical and reformative idea...

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across America will have drastically revised history texts for all school grades. At a luncheon being held at a D.C. area school for corporate backers of...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people's faces when they demand gun law reforms that the country doesn't need new, or stronger, gun laws. Instead, Bohiggins has insisted, America simply needed more...

DeVos Orders All New Educational Proclamations Hammered Into Schools’ Outside Walls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing a need to make the "direction, tone, tenor, and goals" of her Department of Education as "clear as possible," Betsy DeVos has issued an official memorandum, directing all future educational decrees framed and hammered into...

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, with President Donald J. Trump by her side, announced a new education program called "Every Child Left Behind." "It's a new day in America," DeVos said as she took...

While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first trip to Afghanistan this week, which was a surprise visit for security reasons. Today Pence shocked perhaps the entire world when he announced while in the country that...

Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and Sub-President Donald Trump have announced new educational reforms they hope will improve America's schools.

Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

When young Ahmed Mohamed brought his homemade clock to school, he might have forgotten what state he lives in.

Trump to Offer Sarah Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’ Cabinet Position

Donald Trump may just have a special place in his administration for a certain half-term Alaskan governor.
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