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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Pro-Life Evangelical Christian Explains Why Grandma Has to Die to Save Boeing Stock Prices

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen, an outspoken and devout supporter of President...
Economy

Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The man who will potentially take over for outgoing White House...
Science & Medicine

Man Fears Losing Extraction Job at Bovine Fertility Clinic to Automation

TAUREAU VANIR BAY, WISCONSIN -- 42 year old Jack Poolenpud has been working at...
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Trump Tweets That The ‘Maple Mexican Attack On Our Economy From the North’ Must Be Stopped

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump amplified his heated rhetoric toward Canada with a...
The War on Drugs

Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Economists at the National Institute of Cash Money released...
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Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”

Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of...
Economy

Day Trader Doing Coke Off Escort’s Tits Agrees With Chuck Grassley That Poor People Spend Carelessly

HILLTOP, VIRGINIA -- Mitchell McGee is a 39 year old day trader. McGee has four...
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Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars

When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump's tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
MAGA News

Trump Orders Poor Americans’ Bootstraps Shortened So One Percent’s Can Be Longer

If your poor, Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but Trump wants those bootstraps shortened a bit.
MAGA News

Trump Takes Credit For Affordable Care Act And Being The First President Of Color

Everyone knows the Affordable Care Act is one of President Trump's signature achievements, along with breaking the sound barrier and curing AIDS.
MAGA News

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.
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Aides Say Hillary Clinton’s Focused On The Future, Planning Best Way To Disappoint Liberal Americans Once Sworn-In

Hillary Clinton's got her eyes on the future.
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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