Trump Takes Credit For Affordable Care Act And Being The First President Of Color
Everyone knows the Affordable Care Act is one of President Trump’s signature achievements, along with breaking the sound barrier and curing AIDS. […]
Economics
Republican Explains Why His Taxes Rising 2% Under Sanders is Worth a Trump Apocalypse
One Trump supporter explains why he can’t afford two more cents per dollar. […]
J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory
Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders’ campaign have broken his company’s electronic prayer request system. […]
Victorian Age Dildo Offers to Sub-In for Scott Walker as Governor
Scott Walker could get some relief from an unexpected party. […]
Wild-Eyed Socialist Proposes Crazy Idea to Conservative College Crowd: Compromise
Some crazy guy visited a hardcore conservative Bible college and had the balls to suggest Americans should set aside their differences and work together. […]
Jimmy Carter Tells His Cancer: ‘I Took 35 Years of Republican Bullshit About Me. I Can Kick YOUR Ass’
Jimmy Carter confronts cancer. […]
Alabama GOP Considering Bill to Force Stomach Pumping of Welfare Recipients
Alabama doesn’t want Wisconsin having all the fun crapping on welfare recipients. […]
Obama’s Socialist Curse Worsens With Best Year for Jobs Since 1999!
The dangerous socialist agenda of President Barack Obama resulted in the best year for jobs creation in our capitalist, free-market society. […]