Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him

// (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, NASA teamed with Elon Musk’s SpaceX company and launched their TESS satellite into orbit on a Falcon 9 rocket. TESS — short for Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite — is tasked with...

5 Ways To Prove The Flat Earth Theory With Alternative Science

The Earth is flat. Whether or not Big Globe and Map want to acknowledge it, the alternative science doesn't care. Because alternative science doesn't care about your facts, just your feelings. // (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); But for years, the forces...

Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’

Though he's not easily amused, Kurt Cobain looks down to Earth, sees President Trump, and realizes he probably made the right call.

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.

Sen. Ted Cruz: Any ‘Hidden’ Planets in Our Solar System Belong Solely to U.S.

Scientists believe there may be two planets "hiding" in our solar system, and Senator Ted Cruz is already claiming exclusive dominion over them for the U.S.

Mother Earth Files Harassment, Eviction Suit Against Humanity

Mother Earth is suing humanity and attempting to evict it because of humankind's aversion to doing anything about climate change.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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