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The Political Garbage Chute

Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’

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Though he's not easily amused, Kurt Cobain looks down to Earth, sees President Trump, and realizes he probably made the right call.
The Political Garbage Chute

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

James Schlarmann -
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
The Political Garbage Chute

Sen. Ted Cruz: Any ‘Hidden’ Planets in Our Solar System Belong Solely to U.S.

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Scientists believe there may be two planets "hiding" in our solar system, and Senator Ted Cruz is already claiming exclusive dominion over them for the U.S.
The Political Garbage Chute

Mother Earth Files Harassment, Eviction Suit Against Humanity

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Mother Earth is suing humanity and attempting to evict it because of humankind's aversion to doing anything about climate change.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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