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Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’

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Though he's not easily amused, Kurt Cobain looks down to Earth, sees President Trump, and realizes he probably made the right call.
Humor/Satire

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

James Schlarmann -
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
Humor/Satire

Sen. Ted Cruz: Any ‘Hidden’ Planets in Our Solar System Belong Solely to U.S.

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Scientists believe there may be two planets "hiding" in our solar system, and Senator Ted Cruz is already claiming exclusive dominion over them for the U.S.
Humor/Satire

Mother Earth Files Harassment, Eviction Suit Against Humanity

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Mother Earth is suing humanity and attempting to evict it because of humankind's aversion to doing anything about climate change.
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Stephen Miller Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott ‘Reverse Racist’ Black Friday

This week, millions of Americans will celebrate Thanksgiving. Some will embrace a traditional, more whitewashed version of the very...
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