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Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

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How many of your guns did Obama threaten to come and personally melt down after the terrorist attack in South Carolina?
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After 14th Mass Shooting in His Presidency, Conservatives Outraged Obama Mentions Guns

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American conservatives were outraged that after the 13 mass shooting Obama has had to address, that he mentioned guns after the 14th.
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Cops: Dylann Roof Being White and Armed ‘Key’ To Arrest, Not Summary Execution

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Dylann Roof, the alleged South Carolina church shooter has been apprehended, against all modern police training and tactics.
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Trump Orders “Beautiful MAGA Army” to Ready Their Rascal Scooters for a Jail Break

Former President Trump is, according to several sources at Mar-A-Lago, really starting to lose his patience and cool, days...
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