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GOP Senators Want to Frack Dwarf Planet Ceres Now That NASA Has Orbited It

James Schlarmann -
NASA has orbited a dwarf planet, which means two Republicans are ready to claim the planet for America and to plunder it for whatever resources it holds.
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