Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers

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Eric Trump: “Daddy Used to Call It ‘D-Day’ When Me and Don Jr Gave Him Our Report Cards!”

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Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would

President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.

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Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

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An op-ed from Sarah Palin, making her case for the presidency in 2016.
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