Due Process

Criminal Justice

Cop Shoots Legless, Armless, Deaf, Mute, And Gassy Man During Routine Traffic Stop

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Another police involved shooting incident in North Carolina.
Criminal Justice

Cop Wonders What’s Worse: Being Extrajudicially Killed Or Being Criticized For Extrajudicial Killing

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"We absolutely have to do things by the book and are worthy of critique if we don't?"
Criminal Justice

Alabama Police Union Suggests Cutting Judges, Juries, Executioners From Budget

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"Cops are showing they could be quite good at being judges, juries, and even executioners."
Criminal Justice

Company Develops ‘Cop-Proof’ Mask for ‘Urban’ Americans

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One New England company has a product designed to keep urban Americans safe from police shootings.
Lifestyle

Area White Guy Sure He Knows How Black People Should Protest

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One man thinks he can tell the Black Lives Matter activists the best way to get results: do nothing.
Lifestyle

Some Americans Outraged Humans Once Treated as Property Outraged Enough To Destroy Non-Human Property

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The Political Garbage Chute sent reporters out in the field to get various Americans' reactions to the Baltimore riots.
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Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...
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