With Tom Marino Out, Trump Taps El Chapo for Drug Czar
“Let’s stop acting surprised every time I do something stupid.” […]
Drugs
Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing. […]
To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren’t really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star’s death. […]
DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot
One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been. […]
BORKING NEWS: Wisconsin Democrats to Propose ‘Pass and Piss on The Piss-Ant’ Law
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to drug test welfare recipients, despite overwhelming evidence it does nothing but waste money, are Dems in his state are fighting back? […]