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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

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When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.
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With Tom Marino Out, Trump Taps El Chapo for Drug Czar

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"Let's stop acting surprised every time I do something stupid."
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To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”

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God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
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DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

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One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.
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BORKING NEWS: Wisconsin Democrats to Propose ‘Pass and Piss on The Piss-Ant’ Law

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to drug test welfare recipients, despite overwhelming evidence it does nothing but waste money, are Dems in his state are fighting back?
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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