Drugs

LAKE HOOCH, FLORIDA -- 27-year-old Olympic swimmer Ryan McGee will not be kicked off the team, coaches have told reporters this morning. This, despite the fact that Mr. McGee reportedly showed up to a practice this week, according to...

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Ronald Crabtree, a low level Oxycontin street dealer, sits in a second hand LazyBoy recliner, shuffling through a Rolodex. "This one here.  I've got stories about him," Crabtree tells us. " Lets just say this guy...

TORONTO, SOCIALIST HELL HOLE OF CANADA -- As Burger King takes less and less share of the Burger market every year, Restaurant Brands International (RBI) -- BK's parent company -- has decided to get into a new line of...

When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.

GOOSE COUNTY, IOWA -- Jack Borzini is a 40 year old man who says he has a lot of problems in his life. He has a bad back, a bad knee, hasn't had sexual contact with a woman in...

"Let's stop acting surprised every time I do something stupid."

God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to drug test welfare recipients, despite overwhelming evidence it does nothing but waste money, are Dems in his state are fighting back?