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Is Weed Really Safe? Man Smokes Pot, Suffers Lava Burns 36 Hours Later

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How safe is legal weed if you can smoke some literally days later get into an accident?
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Attorney General Sessions Wants to Make Pot ‘The Wetback and Negro Drug’ Again

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Jeff Sessions is no fan of marijuana. Sure, he's an ancient, cookie making elf who probably should STFU, but he really hates weed.
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Chain Smoking, Fall-Down Drunk DEA Agent Explains Why Pot Is Bad To Cancer Patient

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A DEA agent explains stuff.
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DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

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One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.
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A Report From the Front Lines of the War on Drugs (VIDEO)

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Is the War on Drugs working? We sent our best reporter to the field to find out!
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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