Senate Democrats Promise To Have Spinal Placement Surgery Completed Before Midterms

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the majority of his conference will be undergoing a special surgery procedure to have new, more robust spinal columns added to their gelatinous, reptilian forms. "It's true,...

Trump Writing Book: “The Art Of Not Making Deals And Blaming It On Crooked Hillary, The Deep State, And Mexicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alt-Right Publishing has announced that they will begin printing more than just leaflets that are handed out at Nazi, Ku Klux Klan, and "Free Speech" rallies across the country. Later this year, they will publish a...
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President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney filed 34 indictments against former President Donald John...
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