Tag: Dr. Fauci

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the ...

Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is ...