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Science & Medicine
4 Out of 5 Geologists Agree You Are Probably A Seismic Douche
James Schlarmann
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April 30, 2018
A recent study of geologists from 42 different countries has revealed something quite remarkable -- most of them think you're probably a douche. In fact, 80% of respondents to the University of Green River in Holy Oak, Virginia's study of...
Lifestyle
Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness
James Schlarmann
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June 4, 2015
Ted Cruz further responds to criticism about his ill-timed joke at Vice-President Biden's expense.
Videos
5 Things Mitt Romney Should “Consider” Instead of Running for President in 2016 (VIDEO)
James Schlarmann
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January 13, 2015
Ol' Mittens Romney-Bot is considering another run for president in 2016, but we think he should have other stuff on his mind.
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Criminal Justice
James Schlarmann
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August 15, 2023
Donald Trump Finding Out
Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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Economy
I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?
Burt Thompson
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May 3, 2023
LGTBQ+
Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”
James Schlarmann
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May 3, 2023
Criminal Justice
A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape
James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2023
Lifestyle
Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’
James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2023