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Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not ...

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump ate “way, way, way too many chilli dogs” ...

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released results of a ...