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Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not support the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Bohiggins has been consistently one of the loudest voices of support the president could count on from conservative...

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too many chilli dogs" this morning while tweeting during his executive time, and as such has come down with a case of Freedom Gas. Reportedly the Freedom Gas is...

Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw his party lose control of the House of Representatives in quite historic fashion -- President Trump ramped his rhetoric about a "caravan" of migrants coming...

Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just a matter of days left before Americans head to the polls for the first mid-term election of his presidential tenure, President Donald Trump took to Twitter over the weekend and issued a warning about...

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released results of a DNA test that showed she does indeed have Cherokee heritage, President Donald Trump released the results of his own DNA testing. "The results are undeniably conclusive,"...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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