Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump’s presidential administration told reporters today that while they don’t ...

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink) ...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate ...

Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the ...

Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources are reporting that late last night, Congressman Devin Nunes delivered ...