Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy ...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President ...

Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme ...

Trump Demands Toyota Immediately Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...

Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened ...