Tag: Donald Trump
That Time When Obama Suggested Delaying the Election and Republicans Were All Like, “Cool.”
This morning, shocking absolutely no one really, President Donald Trump — flagging in the ...
Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...
Trump Supporters Are Flooding WalMart Pharmacies With Demands for Alien DNA
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS — WalMart has announced in a press release today that they are ...
President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks
Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One ...
Trump Orders George Soros to Defund Antifa
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an executive order he’s calling “bigly urgent and emergency-ical,” President ...
Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he cannot legally, and he promises he won’t be running ...
Trump Announces Start of “Operation Legendary Fascist Show of Force Against People of Color”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donaldito Trumpolini gave an address to His nation from the ...
Trump: “Some Very Fine People Pimped Out Little Girls for Jeffrey Epstein and His Friends!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Once again today, the President of the United States of America ...
Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants ...
Emperor Palpatine Defends Attorney General Vader’s Use of Stormtroopers in Portland
CORUSCANT — As protests mount throughout the galaxy, Emperor Sheev Palpatine has maintained a ...
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