Tag: Donald Trump

Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...

Trump Supporters Are Flooding WalMart Pharmacies With Demands for Alien DNA

BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS — WalMart has announced in a press release today that they are ...

President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks

Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One ...

Trump Orders George Soros to Defund Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an executive order he’s calling “bigly urgent and emergency-ical,” President ...

Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he cannot legally, and he promises he won’t be running ...

Emperor Palpatine Defends Attorney General Vader’s Use of Stormtroopers in Portland

CORUSCANT — As protests mount throughout the galaxy, Emperor Sheev Palpatine has maintained a ...