Tag: Donald Trump

Trump: “Harris and Biden Are Dangerous Marxist Commies in Wall Street’s Back Pocket!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lashing out at the Democratic Party’s presidential ticket this morning, President ...

Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump ...

State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Owing to a “need to keep the president’s ego unbruised,” Secretary ...

Backside of Mount Rushmore Being Prepared for New Trump Bust

To the victors go the spoils, and Mount Rushmore is about to get spoiled, ...

Local Idiot Still President

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The town idiot is still the President of the United States ...

Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. — There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh ...

Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that ...

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...