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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it: he wanted to...
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Don Jr. Promises Father He’ll Be Man Of the House and Lust After Ivanka While He’s In Jail

This week, Donald J. Trump's life will be forever changed. For the first time...
Criminal Justice

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law enforcement agencies throughout...
Criminal Justice

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney filed 34 indictments...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former Secretary of State...
History

Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can...
Criminal Justice

Trump Confident All His Kids He Wants to Fuck Will Visit Him in Prison

"For starters, we'll probably end up in the same prison system, so it's not...
Criminal Justice

Central Park 5 Take Out Full Page NYT Ad Demanding Trump’s Arrest

Five men falsely accused of a 1989 rape and assault of a jogger in...
Criminal Justice

NYC Advises Trump Lawyers They Don’t Have Family Prison Cells

Despite the fact that no arrests have been thus far, it seems like the...
Criminal Justice

Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will

Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) has taken to social media in the last few days...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and...
Criminal Justice

How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator and Trump 2020...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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