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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE -- When President Trump told a rally crowd in Mississippi last week...

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a...

Hitler’s Finally Starting To Get The Comparison

THE CHENEY WING, HELL -- Some on America's left have routinely compared the policies...

Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw...

Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the...

Hillary Clinton Is Circling Ivanka Trump’s House Shouting “Lock Her Up”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities and eyewitnesses close to the situation are confirming at the...

Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president...

Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn

Washington D.C. -- President Donald Trump, fresh on the heals of his visit to...

Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Retailers Consortium, one of the country's oldest...

Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed another torrent of...

Trump Says He Gave Stan Lee Inspiration For His Iconic “SuperSpiderHulkThing” Character

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the comic book world lost one of its most influential...

After President’s World War Trolling, Macron Suggests He’ll Start Ribbing Trump Over Confederacy Losing

WHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE, FRANCE -- Last year, the world was abuzz over...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...