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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Criminal Justice

Trump Supporter Outraged Mueller Report Doesn’t Mention Benghazi Even Once

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins has "mixed...
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Barr: “It Was Impossible for Me to Judge if Trump Obstructed Justice With His Dick Obstructing My Wind Pipe”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been quite a day for Attorney General William Barr. To start...
World News

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling the blaze that...
Criminal Justice

AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the Mueller Report is still, at the time of publication,...
MAGA News

Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state of anger and...
MAGA News

Trump Wanted to Drop Detained Immigrants at Local Taco Bells and Del Tacos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has faced stiff backlash from Democratic lawmakers and various...
Business

Arkansas MAGA Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- When Clem O'Connell walked into the Taco Bell in his town...
Religion

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE DE OÙ LES DAMES NUES DANSENT, FRANCE -- Fire investigators looking into what...
Religion

Pat Robertson Says God Wouldn’t Have Let Notre Dame Burn If It Was In ‘Trump’s America’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and living fossil record Pat Robertson told a podcast...
MAGA News

Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to the House of Representatives'...
Criminal Justice

Barr to Publicly Release 400 Pages of Black Boxes and One Sentence Fragment That Kind of Makes Trump Look Okay-ish on Thursday

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr will release a document he's calling the...
MAGA News

Trump Wonders Whether First Amendment Protects Omar Because She’s Not Christian

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last several days, right-wing pundits and politicians have attacked...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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