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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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U.S. Politics

Senate Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, congressional janitorial staff is still laboriously...
Sports

Trump Congratulates White Janitor Who Cleaned Up After NFL Draft

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Trump congratulated Nick Bosa, a college football player...
Conservative Media

Tom Fitton Adds Your Mom to List of People Judicial Watch is Investigating for Investigating the Most Corrupt President of All Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Judicial Watch, the right-wing watchdog group that regularly files Freedom of...
Women's Rights

Confessions of a Liberal Baby Killer

Over the weekend, President Donald Trump held a klan campaign rally in Wisconsin. While...
History

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President...
Immigration

Trump Orders Disneyland to Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...
Immigration

Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he was "deeply and...
Arts & Entertainment

NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure...
Science & Medicine

6 Important Warning Signs That You Might Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is a very real,...
History

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President...
Immigration

Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is the man behind...
U.S. Politics

Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat into the ring,...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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