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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.

President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting that a tense...

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too many chilli dogs"...

President’s Plane Rechristened “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because we want everyone...

Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The man who will potentially take over for outgoing White House...

President Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote to Re-Elect Him

Not going to vote for Donald Trump? Consider yourself sued.

Trump Appoints David Avocado Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his cabinet has been fully confirmed, President Donald Trump isn't...

President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at...

Trump Offers Wall Compromise to Dems: Build a Retractable Dome Instead

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Trump backed off threats to implement new tariffs on Mexican...

McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader...

Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon

AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. after participating...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

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