Tag: Donald Trump

Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cash totalling $25,000 fell out of former Florida Attorney General Pam ...

Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump’s Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats ...

POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is

A new poll released this morning shows that the overwhelming majority of Americans aren’t ...

NYC to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Officials in New York City have reached out to ...

Mexico Updates Trump On How Much They’ve Paid For His Wall So Far

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO — The government of Mexico reportedly sent the White House an ...

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, ...