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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Officials with the U.S. Navy have confirmed today that George Washington...

British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact

MERRY OLD LONDON TOWN IN JOLLY OLD ENG-UH-LAND -- British Ambassador to the US,...

Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News announced that it has hired...

Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

LYON, FRANCE -- The U.S. Women's Soccer Team is celebrating their second straight FIFA...

How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

The stories of America's aviation and aeronautics contributions to humankind are of course legendary...

Pro-Trump Televangelist: “Jesus Loves the Little Children in Cages a Little Less”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- A televangelist Trump supporter told his congregation today that he's...

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install...

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack...

Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to California Governor Gavin Newsom...

Pat Robertson Says California Earthquake Was God Clapping for Trump’s 4th of July Parade

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Though he didn't give his Independence Day speech until hours...

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

For this week's installment of Unreal History, we present the story of when George...

Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump got his wish and the nation's capital...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...