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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins...

Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's...

Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's...

For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric

RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan Reedy is an...

Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office this morning, there was quite a kerfuffle. "IVANKA!...

Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Doug Collins (R-GA) reminded the Democratic caucus this evening that...

Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Frau Laura Braun Ingraham is not...

Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body

A SECRET SOCIALIST KENYAN BUNKER SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- The battle of words and...

Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry Nancy Pelosi lashed out at Donald Trump this morning. "Well,...

President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Hot on the heels of a series of tweets...

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between President Donald Trump and a group...

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...