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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- Reports out of Tinseltown are that a new remake of a classic...

Man Burning Cross in a MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the...

Rick Santorum Worried All the Focus on Mexicans Not Leaving Enough Hate for Gays

Rick Santorum doesn't want American conservatives to lose track of one of their non-Mexican boogeymen.

Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty apology to the...

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on...

Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire...

McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, perhaps feeling public pressure after leading...

This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His Dear Sweet President Again!

"Leave Donald Trump alone! You hear me?! Leave my dear, sweet, cherubic, white collar...

Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’

CHANCHO BANCHO CANYON, ARIZONA -- As he prepares the Donald Trump 2020 machine in...

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

FARTBUCKET SPRINGS, MINNESOTA -- A man impersonating the President of the United States gave...

Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to Bang His Own Daughter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As soon as he set foot inside his hotel room, it...

Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign Fundraiser

The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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