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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that they will be...

Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is a lightning rod for conservative...

“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told...

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 -- In a truly unforeseen turn of events,...

Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump

ORLANDO, FLORIDA -- One of the longest running attractions at Walt Disney World is...

Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump signed permanent funding for 9/11 first responders...

Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a...

Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore

CONFEDERATE FALLS, KENTUCKY -- Sebastian Wilmington is a 36 year old lifetime resident of...

Baltimore Rat Feels Right at Home Visiting White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A rat from Baltimore has been in the nation's capital for...

Hannity Tells Radio Audience He Really Hopes Trump Isn’t A ‘One Term Führer’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On his radio show this week Sean Hannity, conservative...

Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND -- During a quarterly conference call with investors, Hasbro -- the...

Man Invents Device for Translating Farts and Donald Trump

EDISON FALLS, IDAHO -- Nicholas Tesler describes himself as an "amateur tinkerer" and he...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...