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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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John Bolton and Lindsey Graham Hold Hands As They Daydream About Invading Greenland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Photographers in the nation's capital captured an intimate, and what one...
Food and Dining

President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at...
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A New York City Petition to Rename Landfill After Donald Trump Has Over 3 Million Signatures

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A petition making the rounds in the Big Apple...
Immigration

A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

In the last two weeks, there have been at least three high-profile mass shootings,...
World News

Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from His Dad or Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, our sister publication Alternative Facts, published a report that President...
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Greenland Tells Trump They’re Not Ready to Be Run Into the Ground and Driven Into Bankruptcy Quite Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has received an official communique...
U.S. Politics

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump  held a rally recently, and while the next...
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If Re-Elected, Trump Could Tap David Duke as Secretary of Race War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1947, the Department of War was closed down, and its...
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Trump Asks if Israel Would Like a Visit from Some “Very Fine People” from Charlottesville Instead of the Squad

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reached out to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu...
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Trump Supports Netanyahu’s Islamophobic Response to Fictional Anti-Semitism of “The Squad”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has been waging a war against "The Squad"...
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Rep. Steve King: “If Not For Incest, Would Donald Trump Have Won The Presidency?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast in the nation's...
Immigration

Trumper: “Immigrants Should Support Themselves or Marry a Conman and Pretend to Like F**king Him Like Melania”

COLD CAVE, HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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