Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the ...

Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources are reporting that late last night, Congressman Devin Nunes delivered ...

Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech

All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap pulling, rugged individualist, ...

Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An errant presidential tweet may lead to the first corporate merger ...

Environmental Conservation Group Fears Extinction of the Vertebrate Republican

Biological researchers and conservationists at the World Wildlife Foundation are concerned about the rapid ...