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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Immigration

President Orders ICE to Deport Entertainers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A feud between two entertainers and the President of the United...
MAGA News

Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new photos of his...
Conservative Media

Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on...
MAGA News

Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week...
MAGA News

White House Releases New Official Presidential Portrait

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House officially released a new presidential photographic portrait today....
The Democrats

Pelosi Stunned and Beside Herself at Sight of Legislators Stopping a Moron For the Good of the Country

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is reportedly still recovering...
Business

Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently,...
MAGA News

Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where Alabama Was

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump shouted at reporters on the front lawn...
Criminal Justice

Rod Rosenstein Takes Barr’s Phallus Out of His Mouth So He Can Criticise Comey Easier

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Office of the Inspector General has released a report that...
Science & Medicine

Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward Mar-A-Lago

Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in...
Criminal Justice

Trump Official: IG Report Indicates Comey Was Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll and Helped Hillary Cover Up Benghazi

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Office of the Inspector General released a report...
Conservative Media

Classic TV Show Being Rebooted, Will Focus on Trump Administration

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During the decade known as the 1980's, there were many hit...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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