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Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened ...
Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As his first official act in the capacity of overseeing the ...
Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump’s presidential administration told reporters today that while they don’t ...
NASCAR Fans Roar Approval as Wealthy Coastal Elitist Pretends to Care About Their Culture
DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA — Not everyone in attendance at the Daytona 500 this past ...
Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency
LOST WAGES, NEVADA — At a campaign stop ahead of the Nevada primary, former ...
Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink) ...
Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings
LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate ...
WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — At this point, a couple of months since its launch, the ...
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