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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply to him? Think of the dangerous precedent we're setting if we start trying to hold rich, white billionaires accountable for...

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued over an allegation that he raped a woman years ago while he was till living and pretending to work in the Big Apple. While it is...

Naming Marjorie Taylor Greene His VP Would Double the IQ of Trump’s Ticket to 46

Former President Donald Trump really wants to make an attempt at a third popular vote loss in next year's presidential election. Though Trump has his sights set on the White House, there is still much about his legal status...

Cruz Withholding 2024 Endorsement Until He Hears Every Candidate’s Stance on His Ugly Wife

Though the next presidential election is still over a year away, the machinations involved in selected the two major parties' nominees has already begun in earnest. This week, President Joe Biden officially announced he was running for re-election, and he...

As Part of Dominion Settlement, Tucker and Hannity Must Share Custody of Trump’s Taint

"They already fought over who had more access to his balls and shaft, so a lot of us don't understand how, even with joint custody, the two won't end up at each other's throats over who gets to shallow...

Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

In recent weeks, billionaire meme stealing shitposter Elon Musk says that Twitter has lost more than half its value since he bought it for over $40 billion earlier this year. While some may wonder if it's a result of...

Trump Boys Ask Lawyers if Daddy Can Just Be “Out-dicted”

Sources close to the situation have reported to various media outlets that former President Donald Trump's sons are furiously and frantically attempting to find any loophole they can that would rescue their father from the legal peril he is...

I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet or its ownership, management, or staff. When this will this endless assault...

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is probably former President Donald Trump's biggest cheerleader who isn't one of his children, and word is that Trump likes Greene more than all of them except the one he wants to finger-blast. Greene's loyalty...

Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?

Yesterday was not a good day for former, one term, twice forever impeached and defeated President Donald J. Trump. After a lifetime of avoiding the consequences of his actions, the first of several legal dominos fell, and Trump was officially...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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