Tag: Donald Trump
Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but ...
Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as “Covid-19,” has been ...
5 Fun Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election
Yesterday, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani — whose only role in society now ...
Half of Republicans Think Trump Won Re-election and Santa Claus Will Deliver the Evidence Christmas Eve
A new poll published by Reuters today shows that half of Republicans — roughly ...
Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin
CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. ...
Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until January 21st, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ...
Biden Supports Recounts So ‘Americans Can Watch Trump Lose As Many Times As He Wants’
WINURZ, DELAWARE — This morning, President-Elect Joe Biden was spotted taking a stroll with ...
This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!
Let’s play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give ...
RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase “Supporting American ...
The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to Publish It For Him
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices ...
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