Tag: Donald Trump

Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch

Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as “Covid-19,” has been ...

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. ...

RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase “Supporting American ...