Tag: Donald Trump
Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...
Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring Up Biden’s Past
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the nation’s capital, there is a 74-year-old pussy grabbing alleged ...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If there’s one thing we know about Trump supporters, it’s that ...
On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...
Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The first president to use the phrase “The Buck Stops Here” ...
Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, ...
McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration ...
Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for ...
Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews
FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS — In under 70 days, the general public will have their ...
More Fake News:
