WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the president specifically, he flew into a nervous fit. “What the shit […]
THE MILKY WAY GALAXY — Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy fire from critics who claim he has wasted thousands, if not millions, in taxpayer dollars accruing unnecessary and inappropriate travel expenses. […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J. Trump. “At approximately 3 AM this morning, we arrived on the […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump has reached out to his boss and asked for guidance in dealing with a very intense and stressful new development. Witnesses […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered her services as attorney to President Donald Trump during any impeachment proceedings. “I called Donald today and I told him that […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Sources close to the scene are confirming that former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been circling the home of Michael Cohen in a late model sedan shouting, “Lock […]
HUNT VALLEY, MARYLAND — A viral video put together by Deadspin is making national headlines for demonstrating just how much synergy Sinclair Broadcasting expects, or rather demands, from its affiliates. In just over 90 seconds, the video runs […]
AIR FORCE ONE — On his way back to the nation’s capital after delivering a long-winded, winding, often times unfocused speech to tout his infrastructure spending plan, President Donald Trump ordered the presidential plane to […]
One of President Donald Trump’s mistresses has released a statement saying she is “shocked and appalled in retrospect” at how Mr. Trump treated her during the time of their “brief but torrid and tangerine tinted […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has in admitting that Russia attacked the 2016 presidential election that he won, though he stopped short of placing any blame on […]
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