Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that he believes all fifty states in America should be conducting "rigorous, exhaustive audits" of the 2020 election. He also said "true patriots" won't stop there, though. They'll also...
Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience this weekend that she believes all the former president has to do to be reinstated as the commander in chief is to "perform some simple...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his single term as president, Donald Trump has gotten the American people quite used to "unorthodox," "unprecedented," "untraditional," and "bat shit stupid crazy" being used as adjectives to describe his actions. This...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is growing more and more desperate to hold onto power. Since losing last month's election quite decisively once all the votes were counted, Trump has waged war on the election itself, baselessly claiming there...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Admitting it publicly will not and cannot change his fate, and within a little over a month's time, Donald John Trump will no longer be the President of the United States. He used to be able...
THE NORTH POLE -- In just 20 days, Kris Kringle, otherwise known as "Santa Claus," will make his annual trip around the world, delivering toys to all the good boys and girls. At a press conference from the North...
Users of the auction and sale website eBay are reporting a massive uptick in listings for items that seem to be coming from the White House. According to eBay's Chief Auction Data Officer during an investor call this morning,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The failing Donald Trump re-election campaign has filed an emergency motion with the Supreme Court of the United States of America, asking the highest court in the country to dictate to all fifty states how to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by the end of January, once Joe Biden is sworn-in as the 46th President of the United States, Donald Trump will have to leave the White House. In case...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in all of human history. He lost, rather decisively, as the ballots were fully counted, something...
