Dick's Sporting Goods

The Political Garbage Chute

Dick’s Will No Longer Sell Replacement Dicks

James Schlarmann -
CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA -- Retail giant Dick's Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country's most popular stand-in penises being used to murder...
- Advertisement -spot_img

Latest News

Arts & EntertainmentJames Schlarmann -

Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
- Advertisement -spot_img

Newsletter Signup

(All Content is Satirical)