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Dick's Sporting Goods
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Dick’s Will No Longer Sell Replacement Dicks
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2018
CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA -- Retail giant Dick's Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country's most popular stand-in penises being used to murder...
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James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2022
Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder
It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
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May 3, 2022
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James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2022