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Dick's Sporting Goods
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Dick’s Will No Longer Sell Replacement Dicks
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2018
CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA -- Retail giant Dick's Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country's most popular stand-in penises being used to murder...
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Arts & Entertainment
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
MAGA News
DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023
MAGA News
Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023