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Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See

SCHVANTZ LAKE, MINNESOTA -- A research study conducted by the University of East Minnesota has confirmed that, as had long been suspected within the scientific community, the top risk factor associated with being forced to look at unbidden penis...

Man Not Convinced He Made Right Smartphone Purchase Until He Sends First Unbidden Digital Penile Image With It

LAKE TALLAWAKUR, FLORIDA -- Though he says at this point he's "about 85 to 90 percent sure" about his recent smartphone purchase, the truth is that Skip Malloy just isn't all the way convinced. However he says within the...

Local Woman Still Not Interested In Seeing A Digital Image Of Your Penis

HARPER VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- It's not that 28 year old Cheryl Terwilliger Jones has absolutely no interest in seeing any digital picture of any penis, period. She just doesn't have any interest in seeing your dick. That is, of...

Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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