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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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World News

French Officials Consider Sending Bill For Terror Clean Up to Dick Cheney

Officials in France are considering the legality of sending a bill to Dick Cheney for cleaning up after the Paris terror attack.
U.S. Politics

Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.
U.S. Politics

D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S*** All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S*** All Over This Country’

A Dick Cheney Statue is going to be installed at the U.S. Capitol, and one pigeon has pledged to do his part in response.
U.S. Politics

Dick Cheney ‘Hella Bummed’ Trump Not Also Blaming Him For 9/11

The former Vice-President has a sad over not getting credit for the Bush Administration's blundering of 9/11 intelligence.
The Democrats

Citing “Senioritis,” Obama Decides to Stay In Afghanistan

President Obama has decided to leave troops in Afghanistan after his departure from office after all.
World News

Depressed Dick Cheney Pines For Another National Tragedy To Exploit

Dick Cheney gets sad on the anniversary of 9/11, but maybe not like the rest of us do.
World News

America’s Greatest Chicken Hawk Still Totally Proud of Illegal, Pointless War

Dick Cheney gives zero effs about what your opinion on the Iraq War.
U.S. Politics

Scott Walker: ‘I am Prepared to Annex Poland On Day One’

No ally is safe when President Scott Walker takes office.
World News

POLL: 4 out of 5 Dead Iraq War Vets ‘Don’t Give A S**t’ About Dick Cheney’s Opinion on Iran Nuke Deal

A new poll of dead Iraq War vets shows just how much they value Dick Cheney's opinion on the Iran nuclear deal.
Sports

Dick Cheney: ‘Those FIFA Jerks Sure Do Belong Behind Bars, Am I Right?’

What might be Dick Cheney's thoughts on the FIFA indictments?
U.S. Politics

Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’

Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers.
World News

“My Own Personal Thoughts on the Iran Nuke Deal” by George W. Bush (and Dick Cheney)

An essay on George W. Bush's own personal beliefs on the Iran nuclear deal, co-written by Dick Cheney.
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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