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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Betsy DeVos: “I Don’t Care About Women Getting Raped Until God Makes a Baby With It”

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos recently told attendees at a prayer breakfast why she ended Obama era guidelines for campus sexual assault.

Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.

DeVos Wants School Held One Day A Week, In One Specific Building In Every Town

To save money in a number of different ways, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants some radical new changes made to public schools.

DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues

Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.

Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.

Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants schools to get back to the basics. As in, the very, very basics. As in, one book for all classes.

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.

DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls

During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.

DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will start rolling out new educational guidelines and standards, now that she has been confirmed.

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and Sub-President Donald Trump have announced new educational reforms they hope will improve America's schools.

Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban

Religious sycophants of all stripes just love that Betsy DeVos was able to buy her way into the highest levels of government.

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.

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